I’m sure every website has posted about this kid and the entire internet loves him, but when you watch a video as many times as I’ve watched this video you have to post it. Noah Ritter has never been on live TV before, guys, yet he’s still a god damn natural. Also, is there anything cuter than a little kid trying to say “never ever” and it’s come out as “nehwer ehwer”? Because I can’t think of anything cuter. The little girl with the peace shirt is obviously trying to steal his TV time but he refuses to lose focus. Just says what he needs to say then walks away like a true professional. Somebody get this kid a juice box and a blankey. He deserves it.

– Ryan