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Life just isn’t fair sometimes. Kelly Kelly, or Barbie Blank (still not sure which one is her real name) got engaged to her hockey player boyfriend over the weekend, and now I just want to stay in a dark room until the end of time. At least we’ll always have the memories, Kelly, Barbie, whatever your name is. We’ll always have the memories.

– Ryan