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The Internet Has Finally Gone Insane – People Are Losing Their Over Ryan Gosling’s And Eva Mendes’s Potential Baby

StopThis baby’s sure to be a DNA darling.

Smoldering Eva Mendes and Hollywood hottie Ryan Gosling are the latest couple to jump on the baby bandwagon.

Gosling, 33, and Mendes, 40, who have been dating since 2011, somehow managed to keep her pregnancy a secret until the seventh month, reports said Thursday.

Now the Internet has gone crazy trying to picture the offspring of two of the most genetically blessed people on the planet. The little Mosling is sure to come out a winner either way: His Canadian-born daddy’s got striking blue eyes and clean-cut blond good looks. And his mom is a sexy Latina stunner from Florida with glowing skin, great hair and a heart-shaped face.

The couple has yet to officially confirm they’re expecting a love child, a story first reported by OK! magazine.

 

This is the point we’ll look back on and realize things changed. This is the point when the internet literally went insane. Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes are reportedly having a baby together. They didn’t invent flying cars. They didn’t go on a Bonnie & Clyde type murder spree. They are having a baby. One of the most normal things a couple can do. And people are literally losing their shit over it.

 

These are two human beings have a baby. If you want a gauge on how fucking crazy people are, just search “Ryan Gosling baby” on Twitter. It’s frightening, disturbing, but mostly just really sad. I love the internet. But I hate it so much more. Also, in case you didn’t feel like sleeping tonight, here’s what their baby might look like. For the love Bill Paxton, please stop.

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– Ryan

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