Yay or Nay on ‘Teddy Goalsevelt’ Being the Face of US Soccer in Brazil?

First off the name is great. It’s not everyday you can incorporate a soccer term into the name of an American president from the early 20th century. Secondly, the outfit is great. Love the Jumanji aspect of it. Really anytime you have the chance to dress like a character from Jumanji you have to take it. That’s not a costume or soccer rule; that’s a life rule. Thirdly, this guy looks strikingly similar to Teddy Roosevelt. Have we ruled out that this guy is a Teddy Roosevelt impersonator who stumbled into the stadium and the internet just took over from there? Seems like an American internet-y thing to do: find a fan dressed like Teddy Roosevelt and turn him into an American soccer icon. My only reservation is that the US didn’t win last night. The whole point of being “the face” of something is that you’re a good luck charm. Good luck charms don’t let their team lose in the 94th minute of a World Cup game. If we beat/draw against Germany then I’m sold on Teddy Goalsevelt. If we lose I want his head on a Brazilian spike.

– Ryan

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Posted on June 23, 2014, in Average Blog Posts and tagged , , , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 5 Comments.

  1. Actually, Ryan, he was going for the Teddy Roosevelt angle, as in San Juan Hill from the Spanish-American War, which is how the 19th POTUS got his fame. He told WGN in Chicago, where Mike D’Amato is from, that he felt who better to lead Team USA in the jungle than Teddy Roosevelt?

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