Welcome to Florida, Where People Offer Salad to Prostitutes
FLORIDA – Police conducted a reverse prostitution operation that resulted in the arrest of 10 men, including one who thought he could pay for sexual services with a salad and another who is a former local basketball star, Daytona Beach police said
The operation started shortly before 11 a.m. Monday and lasted into the afternoon along areas on South Ridgewood Avenue that are known for problems with prostitution, according to Daytona Beach police charging affidavits. All 10 men are charged with soliciting a prostitute.
We have a running joke on Average Nobodies about how insane Florida is, but it’s really no longer a joke. The citizens of Florida consistently lose their goddamn minds and pull of some otherworldly stunts. Offering salad to a prostitute as payment for sex is so Florida that it might as well be it’s state’s motto. At this point, it’s impossible to be surprised at stuff like this coming out of Florida. It’s turned into a breeding ground for psychopaths. It’s also such a Florida move to arrest the men who used the prostitutes and not the prostitutes themselves. Keep on hookin’, ladies. But guys, you better watch your shit, because if your offering one these fine females a salad for sex you’re getting busted. Game. Set. Insanity.
Thanks to LUNA for the tip.