Mallory Edens Stole My Heart at the NBA Draft Last Night
Mallory Edens is the daughter of co-owner/smartest man in the world Wes Edens. He knew what he was doing sending his All American firecracker of a daughter up there to represent the Bucks. There wasn’t a guy in the United States not rooting for the Bucks to get the top pick. Unfortunately it didn’t work and the Bucks pick 2nd but thanks to Wes Eden and his think quick tactics I have a new love of my life. There’s a solid chance Mallory already dates an athlete or a musician or “The Mountain” from Game of Thrones, but I have an inkling that she’s into beer drinking, peanut butter and jelly eating bloggers. And if that’s the case, she knows where to find me: the bar, probably.