Back off my woman, Rodgers! If that is your real name. How dare you think you can just walk up and sweep Olivia Munn off her feet. I have no idea what she sees in you…ok, maybe I do, but that doesn’t change the facts: You date Olivia Munn = I hate your stinking guts. I hope you enjoyed being drafted onto my fantasy team last year., because that is the last time I use you for trade bate! That’s right, I was FAKING IT!

Eat it, Rodgers.

-Matt