On May 5th I Slip Into a Diabetic Coma

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Mountain Dew, you are not doing your loyal fans any favors by releasing this sans Taco Bell. Easily one of the greatest liquids to ever touch my lips, Baja Blast is only kept under control by the fact that Taco Bell limits its consumption. However, on May 5th Mountain Dew releasees this tasty carbonated treat to the public*. Do you know what this will be like? It will be like blowing up the hoover dam.  This is how the world ends, Mountain Dew releases a new bottled soda. God help the USA if they have 2 liter bottles.

-Matt

*People who don’t eat Taco Bell**

**Satan and Chalres Manson

On May 5th I will be on my comfy couch, enjoying a bottle of Baja Blast, and watching the new season of “Louie”. Game, set, match.

About MattFromRI

Bucs fan. Podcast producer. Social media manager. Movie goer. Gamer. Filmmaker. Reader of comics. King under the Mountain.

Posted on April 23, 2014, in Average Blog Posts and tagged , , . Bookmark the permalink. 14 Comments.

  1. I wonder if I can find some rope heavy enough to restrain a 17-year-old boy from cleaning out every store in the area of that stuff. That’s only a few weeks away!

  2. releasing it on Cinco de Mayo? Looks like tequilla and mountain dew is making a comeback

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