The Iron Sheik is NOT Happy With the Indian Ocean
FUCK THE INDIAN OCEAN
— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) March 24, 2014
Indian Ocean I going to break your fucking neck next time I see you. #MH370
— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) March 24, 2014
Big time mistake by the Indian Ocean here. You can’t just mess around with planes while The Iron Sheik is roaming this wonderful planet. I think this could be considered a new level of crazy. Back in the day if someone was crazy they would talk to themselves. I think we need an updated version of that, and this is where it starts. “He’s so crazy he’s telling a body of water that he’s going to break it’s neck.” I’m going to feel REALLY stupid if I’m wrong but I do not think bodies of water have necks. Just doesn’t make sense to me. I also have an inkling that The Iron Sheik thinks the Indian Ocean is an actual living, breathing organism. It has legs and arms and a neck and he might run into it at the bar one night. Bless his demented heart.
– Ryan
Posted on March 25, 2014, in Average Blog Posts and tagged airlines, flight, indian, iron, malaysian, ocean, sheik, the, Twitter. Bookmark the permalink. 2 Comments.
If the Indian Ocean has a neck he will find it.
If it had a neck he would break it.