Parenting 101: Shoot Heroin at McDonalds and Let your Kids Run Free
CINCINNATI (AP) — An Indiana couple has been arrested in Ohio on child endangering charges because police say they overdosed on heroin in a McDonald’s play area.
Hamilton County court records show that the fire department in Green Township, just west of Cincinnati, responded to a call Sunday of two adults needing attention in the restaurant’s children’s play area. Authorities say one was unconscious and not breathing; the other was conscious but unresponsive.
They recovered from what police say were “life-threatening overdoses” of heroin. Authorities say the couple acknowledged taking the drugs while caring for two children, a 5-year-old girl and 8-year-old boy.
Court documents show each pleaded not guilty. Robert Paul Palmer, 37, was being held Thursday on $10,000 bond. Tamica Lynn Jeffers, 33, was being held on $6,000 bond. – Huff Post
And the parents of the year award goes to………not these fucking people. Is Indiana really this horrifyingly boring that the only way to get kicks is to blast some dope and watch your kids play in a ball pit? (This is assuming this McDonalds had a play pit) I wonder if they ordered their Big Macs with a side of “rock bottom”.
-Matt
PS- Look out, Florida, Indiana is trying to take your insanity crown.
Posted on March 14, 2014, in Average Blog Posts and tagged geroin, heroin, kids, McDonalds, overdose, parenting 101, parenting tips, shoot up. Bookmark the permalink. 4 Comments.
WOW. This makes the Biebs look like a magical unicorn with angel wings, by comparison LOL. I’m now terrified of the future and the ball pits in McPlayland…Which may or not have used syringes carrying awful human diseases, sticking out everywherez… *wrapping each child that enters in bulletproof neoprene and stainless steel bubble-wrap armour – SAFE! 😉
Horrible right?! I don’t understand how this happens. Addiction is an awful thing.
It is! How awful for both the parents and the kids…:/ Glad I ran away from that type of work. I’d be heartbroken every dang day of it. In tears. lol :/ Sorry…
Oops. Forgot the spray disinfectant Lysol too. Saturate. EVERYTHING. Behave how Howie Mandel does, with OCD. Then bleach it all…wear GLOVES! *prays. waves her smudge stick around* Amen. All good now. My Autoclave is just too tiny to sterilize both the play area and patrons* >:)