Cat Fightttttttt

Now those are fighting words if I’ve ever seen them. Once you bring ex boyfriends into the mix, especially one’s that are fresh wounds, you’re asking for trouble. Miley Cyrus vs. Katy Perry. Sounds like a dream/nightmare I once had. All I know is there is only way to settle this, and its the only way people should ever settle their differences: steel cage match. Somebody fire up the internet we need to book this pronto.

– Ryan

P.S. This is the exact reason why I follow Miley Cyrus on Twitter. Ultimate wildcard.

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Posted on March 6, 2014, in Average Blog Posts and tagged , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 10 Comments.

  1. Better a cage match than a sing-off πŸ™‚

    • Word. I say they add the Ex’s too. Like, a de-louse session-cage match or something. Flea dip them all! Brand, Mayer with Perry and Cyrus. But not Liam Hemsworth, he’s just too adorable ;D I’d even pay to watch that match, and I loathe wrestling and MMA fighting πŸ˜‰

      • I’ll let the wrestling comment slide because I like you, but I think a steel cage match is the only way to solve this. Hopefully it ends with neither of them singing ever again

  2. Damn them are fighting words! FIRE UP THE INTERNET! I have some gasoline if you need it.

  3. Euw. OH! This from the woman who wrote “I kissed a girl”. I’m still waiting for her rebound song remixed about her old Boo’s, “I kissed Russell Brand and John Mayer – and I didn’t like it!”. Who knows where those two smelly and weird men have been! YUCK!

    And there was a time once, long ago when people could write English, even on the Internets! *waves fist at the sky!* πŸ˜‰

  4. Well aren’t you the gentlemen @RyanFoges πŸ˜‰ lol A steel cage match?! Well I think Ms. Perry already committed career suicide by marrying Brand. I know she thought it was lurv and blah-blah-blah, but who goes off to India and has some Hindu ceremony?! WHO?! Her father is a pastor too!?!

    And then like dipping in the sleaze-oozed from Mayer (well, admitting she had and with photographic evidence…EUW!) ;D ’nuff said. But all hail the CAGE MATCH! I’m betting on Cyrus. She looks rough ‘n tough lately. TWERK-to-the-death! πŸ˜‰

    • Twerk-to-the-death is the best idea I’ve heard in ages. Maybe get lady gaga or Nicki Minaj as the special guest referee? I think this could gain some traction.

      • LOL! Both πŸ™‚ Cuz, they’ll fight too. Ever read the epic brawl between Gaga and Perez Hilton or did you ever watch Mariah and Nicki on American Idol? MEOWRRRR! The only reason I tuned in to that crappy Simon, Lord-of-the-Song show >:)

        And: You guys still at SXSW?? OOOH! Did you get to hear Snowden at the Tech conference stuffs?

      • At the Austin airport now heading home. We didn’t get to see that the line was like a mile long hours before it even started. We did a few cool live talks with Seth Meyers, Jon Favreau and Lena Dunham. They were all unbelievable.

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