Busta Rhymes is Apparently on the Ryan Diet
That video is kind of long because Pharrell decided to play every song he’s ever written last night, so for a good shot of the new and improved Busta Rhymes let’s go to our friends on Twitter:
Busta Rhymes has apparently adopted the Ryan diet. Eat calzones and meatballs for every meal and drink a 30 pack on the weekend. If it’s not a good look for me it’s definitely not a good look for Busta. The only other logical thing I can think of is Busta Rhymes exists in the Men in Black universe and this “new” Busta ate his former self and is now bent on world domination. That scenario actually sounds a lot better than my current diet.
– Ryan
P.S. Who’s that in the picture with Busta?? Drake, the man with the most friends in the entire fucking world
Posted on February 17, 2014, in Average Blog Posts and tagged all, busta, fat, Game, music, NBA, pharrell, rhymes, star. Bookmark the permalink. 3 Comments.
Drake. I don’t understand him or his arrogance. Yes, he’s undeniably talented, but he can be seen otent and randomly and as a d-bag.
Busta–for shame! He used to be a fit, jacked monster of a guy, an incredible rapper, and now… Uh. Dude. Why?
My computer hiccuped. Correction: *seen often
Drake pisses me off. How can you show up everywhere and be friends with everyone. Have an allegiance to something! And Busta is just fat.