Valentine’s Day girls will be divided into three types: some will cry, others take a picture of their bouquets, and I’ll eat

— Tanya Pisareva (@Tanya100998) February 14, 2014

This Valentine´s day just remember… Roses are red and violets are blue, but beer costs less tha a dinner for two

— José Pablo Ladrón (@Leidron) February 14, 2014

this is definitely the worst Valentine’s Day ever.

— faith (@faithforsythe9) February 14, 2014

@Harry_Styles happy Valentine’s day Harry love you ♥

— soon kebab (@st_plewska) February 14, 2014

If you’re wishing your “love” a Happy Valentine’s Day on Facebook I’m just going to assume you’re desperate for attention & sleeping alone.

— Heather Saffer (@HeatherCupcakes) February 14, 2014

Fuck Valentine’s day, The Walking Dead returns TONIGHT!!!

— Mrs. Slade (@InProgNito) February 14, 2014

– The Average Nobodies