The Pelicans Mascot Gets Plastic Surgery Because This is the Fucking NBA

Feb 13

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The team had announced that Pierre the Pelican was to have reconstructive surgery for “a broken beak,” which it reportedly suffered after running into a basket stanchion during a game with other mascots. – ESPN

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Apparently this is what the NBA has come to: Flopping and mascots getting reconstructive surgery. Good old Pierre teaching kids that if you are ugly and scary you can always just mess around with your face so people won’t run screaming from you.

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Jesus, he was scary

new-pierre-the-pelican-2Now he just looks like Jay Leno.

-Matt

 

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