Sex Ads Are Getting Weird
You have to try 3single dot com. There you talk to amateur grils who look like your neighbor. Have fun 
So this is what the sex ad business has come to. Really going out on a limb and hoping my neighbor is a hot girl. Well guess what 3single got com, my neighbors are not hot girls. So if I go on your site, who exactly am I talking to? Is it my neighbor across the street, who are the parents are my best friend? Is it the elderly woman who lives next door? I’m no Casanova, but that shit doesn’t do it for me. Also an important detail in the sexy talk game is spelling girls correctly. I don’t want to talk to amateur grils. I don’t want to talk to professional grils. I will admit the smiley face at the end was a nice touch. Other than that, I’ll probably never use 3single dot com. PROBABLY.
– Ryan
Posted on February 13, 2014, in Average Blog Posts and tagged ads, sex, single, site, WordPress. Bookmark the permalink. 2 Comments.
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LOL! Yeah, some of those weird ads (not just the sex ads) are hilarious! Most of them are like AI-bot generated, Bot-advert trolls, hehe.
I always get ones with like very eloquent words strung together but when I sit down and actually read them and try to understand the botish-adverts, it’s like reading a word-salad-prose constructed by someone suffering from a psychotic disorder (*coughSchizophrenicBotscough*) LMAO!
Superficially and surprisingly, they often do follow some semblance of English grammar but contextually I’m always left scratching my head lol. Weird. They do try their best to escape the Askimet spam-catcher. I think I’ll start really worrying when they start making sense though – that means the flood gates from Advert-Hell have been unleashed and they can pass for human! LOL
Haha very true. Looking at it that way I’m glad the grammar was so bad. It means we still a chance against the bots.