Posted by ryanfoges
Not looking great, Chris. But I guess that’s what happens when you get a DUI and smash into a parked Department of Transportation car. What is love? Apparently it’s gaining 100 pounds in your head and neck area.
Posted on February 11, 2014, in Average Blog Posts and tagged actor, chris, DUI, Kattan, snl. Bookmark the permalink. 5 Comments.
*bobbing head up & down* @Chris Kattan: Oh baby, don’t hurt me, no more. 😉 hehe
Perhaps though, the Biebs should be giving him pointers on how to replicate his infamous “Baby, baby, ohhh” teen-heartthrob mug shot…hmm *places index finger on lip and thinks awhile*
Haha its bad enough getting a DUI. But looking like that in your mugshot is just kicking a guy when he’s already down
LOL I know right?! At least his entourage should’ve been allowed to make him up or something beforehand – at they very least, run a comb through his Friar/Monk hair-do.
PS. Who the heck cut and styled his hair that way?! It appears that Mr. Kattan still uses that celeb uber-stylist from the 80’s, José Eber, hahah. Someone call the Fashion Police with Joan Rivers or lend him Monsieur Eber’s ubiquitous cowboy hat!
Haha basically fix him up any way that’s different from how he currently looks
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