I Wish Shia LaBeouf Would Just Go Away
For someone who keeps saying he doesn’t want to be famous anymore, Shia LaBeouf sure does draw a lot of attention to himself. If you don’t want to be famous then just stop showing up to movie premiers. Or show up and blend into the background. Pretty much do anything except wear a paper bag over your head that says “I am not famous anymore”. I was a big Shia fan, but now he’s just getting annoying. Either make movies and count your money or leave everyone alone. If I may quote your most famous movie, Shia, if you don’t like that, well, that’s too damn bad!
Posted on February 10, 2014, in Average Blog Posts and tagged bag, famous, laBeouf, movie, nymphomaniac, paper, premier, shia. Bookmark the permalink. 1 Comment.
Yes, Shia needs to go away. I’m hoping that his career implosion is so massive that it creates a black hole and sucks him into a dark void of non-existence. If that occurs, it is theoretically possible that he will be completely eliminated from history altogether. No one from the past, present, or future will have ever known of him. All of his movies will have him replaced with someone else (hopefully Chris Hemworth or Chris Pine). If all that happens then this post will disappear too. So if you’re reading this right now, don’t both re-watching Disturbia. He’s still going to be there.
lol, jk. He was actually good in Disturbia. But seriously though, with his latest shenanigans, he just needs to go away. I don’t want to hear his name ever again.