“Timber” Minus Pitbull is a Major Downgrade


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How can BuzzFeed say with a straight face that “Timber” is better off without Pitbull. Are you high? Pitbull makes each and every song he is in. Do you think I want to hear just Kesha? NO. If I wanted to hear JUST Kesha I’d go sit in a back alley in Providence and listen to cats claw each others faces off. I’m good with that. Give me the king of white pants, or give me death!

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Posted on February 7, 2014, in Average Blog Posts. Bookmark the permalink. 8 Comments.

  1. Ugh. Ke$ha’s version is worse than imagined, than how you described; however, the overplayed version with Pitbull is one of the most annoying piece of shit songs created. He “raps” about the same money, planes, women in every song and he just needs to put his efforts into producing. If he raps about one more cliche or saying, I am going to want to throw a dictionary or encyclopedia at him.

    He can sell, he just can’t write… or rap.

    • Yup. Totally agree lol Less whining about private jets, Patrón and imaginary dates with the ladies, and MORE spectacular spoken word/poetry set to beats and music…! Hehe My two cents (without a currency sign in my name for props…cuz thas how I roll…;P)

  2. Hahah! Thank g-d I stumbled across this post-PSA assault, I needed the giggle after that lol :/ I don’t get Pitbull nor do I get Kesha/Ke$ha (whatever-the-heck-her-currency-stage-name-is). Who puts a dollar sign in their name?! WHO?!?!

    Every time I see that now, I have flashbacks to the late 90’s with Mase, Biggie and when Diddy was a Puff Daddy: “Mo’ money, Mo’ problems”…But at least they could rap. Not in the gifted kind of way that Tupac could, but still…*thumps Ke$sha and Mr. Pérez with a Quid/Euro/some other currency sign*.

    • Glad this post could cheer you up. That PSA video was a bit shocking. Probably should have warned people better!

      But Yea this song is no way better than with pitbull. Not that pit bull is awesome , but better than Kesha alone. Give me old school Ma$e any day of the week and twice on Sunday!

      • Word. haha No, I think you presented the video quite okay. I think it was the content in that PSA video, people should be outraged by its meaning/content. They should be very angry about it. I’d like to know how much money they wasted on it, instead of using those funds to actually help youth. Sad :/

      • Very very sad.

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