It’s Shocking to me that Jared “Hefty Lefty” Lorenzen is still alive, never mind still playing Football. Jamarcus Russell should take notes on how to be 300+ pounds and still play football. Jared has it down to a science.

LORENZEN SCRAMBLIN’ AND SLANGIN’!!! https://t.co/JKqwy6sefb

— John Feitelberg (@JFeitelberg) February 4, 2014

Not going to lie, he looks like how I would Imagine Rob Ford would look like if he had any coordination and played football.

With nicknames like: The Round Mound of Touchdown and The Pillsbury Throwboy, you have to play the game as long as you can. Awesome nicknames don’t grown on trees.

-Matt

PS- His younger, more “fit” days.