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Jared “Hefty Lefty” Lorenzen is still at it!

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It’s Shocking to me that Jared “Hefty Lefty” Lorenzen is still alive, never mind still playing Football. Jamarcus Russell should take notes on how to be 300+ pounds and still play football. Jared has it down to a science.

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Not going to lie, he looks like how I would Imagine Rob Ford would look like if he had any coordination and played football.

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With nicknames like: The Round Mound of Touchdown and The Pillsbury Throwboy, you have to play the game as long as you can. Awesome nicknames don’t grown on trees.

-Matt

PS- His younger, more “fit” days.

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Bucs fan. Podcast producer. Social media manager. Movie goer. Gamer. Filmmaker. Reader of comics. King under the Mountain.

Posted on February 4, 2014, in Average Blog Posts and tagged , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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