My New Goal in Life is To Be Best Friends With Leonardo DiCaprio
Best friends gotta hug! Surprising to see Leo show up on SNL because he basically hates all types of talk show appearances, but when your friend asks a favor you show up and reenact the Titanic with him. This proves two things: Leo is probably the coolest guy in the world and Jonah Hill has the greatest group of friends in history. Franco, Rogen, Pitt, DiCaprio. Save some for the rest of us man.
P.S. I hope Clooney see’s this. You can only spurn my advances for so long before I move on.