The ‘My Spy Birdhouse’ is the Creepiest Product in the History of the World

Have you ever wanted to see INSIDE a birdhouse? Have you ever wanted to spy on birds and see exactly what the fuck they’re doing in there? No. I can honestly say I’ve never wanted to spy on a bunch of birds in their birdhouse. It’s not like their having philosophical discussions on how to save the world or watching movies on big screen TVs. They’re throwing up in each other’s mouths and sleeping and having sex with each other. You wanna know who the next psychotic serial killer is? Monitor anyone who buys this product. It starts with spying on birds and ends with wearing your neighbor’s skin as a coat.

– Ryan

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I want to experience as much as I can while I'm here. Come along for the ride @rfogarty7.

Posted on January 8, 2014, in Average Blog Posts and tagged , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 3 Comments.

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