The Patriots are Going to Give Austin Collie a Concussion


The Patriots have reportedly re-signed the 5-year vet for their playoff push.

Jesus christ! This poor, poor kid. First, we thought he was dead from all the head trauama, then the Pats pull him from the brink and sign him to a contract, then they release him, then they sign him, then they release him, and now they sign him again?! This kid is going to get whiplash from all the paperwork. I picture him like OJ in “The Naked Gun”. Everyone just inadvertently beating the shit out of him with no remorse.



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