One arm, no legs, no problem. This is the epitome of making the best out of the hand you were dealt. Nick, I salute you. I can’t say if I was dealt this hand I’d have the same positive/hysterical outlook on life. Just scaring the shit out of people, destroying their psyche forever. You can’t even blame these people for freaking out either. This is a legitimate nightmare of mine. If he ever comes to Rhode Island I’m locking myself in my house forever.

– Ryan