It’s that age old question that philosophers have argued over for centuries: would you rather have the ability to fly, or be invisible?

Flying

I’m not talking about wearing one of those weird winged suits. I’m talking straight up rainbow colored sweatshirt flying. Basically Superman without the dashing good looks and superhuman strength. Just a guy who can literally fly while everyone else is stuck walking around like an asshole. The cool thing about flying, which invisibility lacks, is the notoriety factor. If I’m the only guy in the world who can fly there’s a solid chance that I start hanging around with hot chicks. Every hot chick on the planet is going to want to know what it’s like to fly. That’s where I come in. The only thing I’d have to perfect is my technique. I think I’d fly around in the moon man position. Just floating backwards across the sky. If I can get that down, maybe Clooney and I can finally be friends after all.

Invisibility

Invisibility, the mother of all superpowers. Don’t get me wrong, I think flying would be epic, but not being able to been seen is much better. No need to buy a house if your invisible, just find an open room at a gigantic mansion and you are all set. Having been born and raised in Rhode Island I would probably head over to Newport and take up residency in either the Breakers Mansion or the Marble House. Need a car? Head down to the dealership and take whichever one you desire. Not to mention you wouldn’t have to pay for movies, theme park admission, or any sporting event EVER. You would never have to work, and no one would be studying you under a microscope. Best part? I can finally go live with Jennifer Lawrence. Even though she won’t know i’m there, but i’m cool with that.

-Matt

What would you pick?