Talk about the death stare. This kid (I know he is part of One Direction, because Saturday Night Live told me so, but have no clue who he is) was staring straight into my soul and there was nothing I could do about it. I was frozen and helpless on the couch while this kid was raping me with his eyes. My only saving grace was a camera switch to another member of One Direction. I wouldn’t be surprised if he broke the camera after this shot. He was straight beaming down the center of that lens. That camera operator is in a coma. I could bet my life savings on that.

Not cool SNL, not cool.

-Matt