For those of you who don’t know, Ahmed Johnson was a professional wrestler for the WWE in the mid to late 90s. Also, Ahmed Johnson might be the most insane looking person in history. I know wrestling is fake, but I have a list of people I’d never want to get in a fight with and Ahmed Johnson is at the top of that list. He’s one of the few people I’ve seen that just seem naturally angry. He either plays his character remarkably well or he oozes hate. I’m going with the latter. Classic example of a man who I’d want on my side 7 days a week but is a total game changer when he’s against you. There’s crazy, and then there’s the pearl river plunging Ahmed Johnson.

– Ryan