You know when Funny or Die or Jimmy Kimmel make spoof trailers? That’s what the trailer for Tokarev looks like, except it’s a real movie. The daughter of a reformed bad guy is killed due to the sins of her father. He wants vengeance, but he swore years ago he was finished with his life of crime. Does he seek revenge and risk exposing his secrets, or does he let the bad men from his past get away? If you showed me this trailer blindfolded and asked me who the leading man was I’d guess Nicolas Cage in a millisecond. He just can’t help himself. He’s the anti DiCaprio. Leo hasn’t made a bad movie in forever. Every script he attaches himself to turns into gold. Cage, on the other hand, just continues to make horrible movies. Honest question: if he never starred in Con Air or the National Treasure movies, would he be the worst actor in human history? My vote is yes. I can’t wait for Matt to see this movie and love it.

– Ryan