No clue what to make of this. You died, came back to life and saw the crash from many perspectives? or life from many perspectives? Or the surgery? I have no fucking clue. I’m going to stop trying to decode these face books posts of his so my brain doesn’t overheat.

Hey, at least we know it’s actually him that is writing all his social media updates. How do I know this? Because if that’s his publicist writing for his Facebook then he needs to stop paying them immediately.

Another notable celeb that CLEARLY writes his own post is The Iron Sheik

Respect the Wonder Woman forever but if she fuck with me I can break her fucking neck any day

— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) December 4, 2013

-Matt