Just look at this kid! Just absolutely pumped that he just slammed his brain through a table.

And besides long term brain injuries he only has small amounts of bleeding…

…which is a total disappointment, if you ask me. i was half expecting a scene from Saving Private Ryan when he pulled his head out of the table. Dude, if your gonna shove your noggin through a coffee table make the “after” worth it. Take a page out of the WWF playbook and tap a razor blade to your wrist. Make it count, or don’t do it. Showmanship is going out the window these days.

-MattyV