Monster Blog Wednesday – Ultimate Getaways
Living in New England has the following advantages: 4 seasons, historical relevance, dominant sports teams, great seafood, world renowned beaches, and truck loads of beautiful women (from what I hear). Why go anywhere else? There isn’t any reason, but i guess If we had to pick the ultimate vacations this is what they would be.
Lake Como, Italy.
Two reasons Lake Como, Italy is my ultimate getaway: the scenic landscape and George Clooney. And the wine. And the food. And the Godfather. I’ve always wanted to go to Italy, and as soon as I found out Clooney has a vacation house in Lake Como I started saving up. It’s only a matter of time before we become best friends, make our own candy, and enjoy bottles of wine staring at the Italian sunset.
I don’t know, maybe I get on my rocket ship with Kevin Bacon, Bill Paxton, and Tom Hanks and we have ourselves a little getaway to the Moon. We could stop at the International Space Station on the way for some ice cream and continue on to chill on the beach of the Sea of Tranquility. I’ll bring the Busch Light.