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23-year-old Detroit Lions Fan Wins 8.4 Million at World Series of Poker

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Nothing is a kick in the balls like waking up at 6am to a notification on your phone saying that a kid one year younger than you just won 8.4 million dollars….PLAYING POKER. Here I am, the fool, working hard everyday for my money, and this kids wheeling and dealing on the biggest poker tour in the world. I am doing something seriously wrong. Maybe I’ll gather up my life savings and buy a seat in the tournament next year. I’m awful at poker, so I wouldn’t make it past the first table, but i’ll throw my hat in the thing. If there were a “World Series of Go Fish” tournament, I would be all over that shit.  Go fish, MOFO! Making pairs like its my fucking job!

-MattyV

 

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About MattFromRI

Bucs fan. Podcast producer. Social media manager. Movie goer. Gamer. Filmmaker. Reader of comics. King under the Mountain.

Posted on November 6, 2013, in Average Blog Posts and tagged , , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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