Petr Svacha Has a Fever, and the Only Prescription is Snack Packs

(Source) “Hell hath no fury like a man denied the last few bites of pudding.

Especially if that man is Petr Svacha, a 36-year-old man in Zlin, Czech Republic.

Svacha was eating in a restaurant recently when employees told him to leave because it was closing time — even though he wasn’t finished with his chocolate pudding.

The Czech wasn’t pleased, but he apparently got his “just desserts” shortly thereafter.

Officers say Svacha he came back to the eatery, this time with a chainsaw, and cut a hole into the restaurant, PoliceOracle.com reported.

“He sliced a hole in the door, climbed inside and went to his table, but when he grabbed the half-finished dessert he was overpowered by a waiter and handed over to police,” Zlin police spokesman Ales Mergental said, according to Orange News.

If convicted, Svacha could spend a year in prison.”

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I like pudding. Snack packs are one of the finest creations this side of electricity. Would I tear apart a restaurant with a chainsaw if I were denied a pudding that was rightfully mine? I can’t say I would, but I can’t say I wouldn’t. Some people might refer to this as an “overreaction”, but from my point of view, Petr seems like an everyday guy who was just trying to enjoy his dessert. When words don’t suffice, the next logical step is always a chainsaw. Always. Was he was out of line? I don’t know, I’m not a doctor. But what I do know is that when the rest of the world see’s a psychopath, I see a man who just really loves his pudding.

– Ryan

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