The scariest part of this entire ordeal is that this commercial aired during Red Sox post game coverage last night. I didn’t have to dig deep into the bizarre underworld of YouTube videos to find this; it found me. And now I’m forever scarred. Make no mistake about it, if you buy the Perfect Polly Pet you’re basically saying you quit on life. The only thing worse than having an actual bird as a pet is having a robot bird for a pet. I have to imagine this is what Hell is like, being trapped in a house with a robot bird for the rest of eternity. Unless you’re Petey the blind kid you have no business owning this horrible creation.

– Ryan

P.S. Pretty bird, pretty bird..