This RI Farmer is Embarrassing the Shit Out of Me in Front of Taylor Swift

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So apparently some farmer from this great state of ours (RI) created a “Welcome Taylor” message in his corn field.

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Dude, you’re embarrassing me in front of T Swift! Act like you’ve been there before man. This is why Rhode Island can’t have nice things. Creeps, like the guy who swam to her house and this guy who wants to lock her up in his barn, live here. I’m calling it now, Taylor is out by christmas. She will be gone without ever having meet her one true blogger love: me. It’s a damn shame, but thats how the corn stalk falls I guess.

For now, i’m going to put on a disguse and pretend I don’t live here, and no one can stop me!!!!

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-MattyV

PS- You’re a tad late on the welcome message. She moved here like 8 months ago.

 

(Photo cred crushable.com)

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About MattFromRI

Bucs fan. Podcast producer. Social media manager. Movie goer. Gamer. Filmmaker. Reader of comics. King under the Mountain.

Posted on October 16, 2013, in Average Blog Posts and tagged , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 2 Comments.

  1. Really Epic! By the way where did you get that picture?

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