With the economy the way it is and the government still being shutdown people need information on alternate income streams. The people need to be properly informed, so without further adieu here is frequently asked questions about robbing banks.

No matter how much you steal it is still a crime. Go big or go home. You’re on the right track though!

I wonder have a bank robber ever thought about robbing the bank for a penny.. that would be some funny stuff

— °LikeAGoodNeighbor° (@GooGoo_tweets) October 8, 2013

If you decide to go through with it, the best plan of action, if you get caught, is to have something witty to say to the arresting officer. This will not, i repeat, will not get you out of prison, but it will be funny.

If I ever rob a bank, I’m gonna wear red gloves. That way I can say “you caught me red-handed!” to the police right before they arrest me.

— The Alicianator (@leechee420) October 8, 2013

Please do not try to rob a bank with your mind. I can’t stress this enough. Nothing is going to happen.

You can rob a bank without even robbing it if you can read minds.

— fdb (@DJNTT_) October 8, 2013

Alerting the cops seems counter productive, but what do I know, i’m just a blogger.

When i grow up, im gonna rob a bank.. and its gonna be huge.. and cops, please take the date, so you can easily catch me 😀

— Hayden Christensen (@_yusuffahim) October 6, 2013

Hope this helps out all you wannabe criminals out there!

-MattyV