Jared Pobre is the Unluckiest Guy in the World
Who Is Jared Pobre? Apparently he’s Stacy Kiebler’s newest man candy, which also makes him the unluckiest guy in the world. Before I get into Jared, I’d like to point out that you don’t “rebound” from George Clooney. You fall in love with him and then spend the rest of your waking days wishing he was still by your side. Back to Jared. This guy seems cool enough. He’s the founder of the tech company Future Ads, which means absolutely nothing to me. Did he win two Oscars, one for acting and one for producing? Did he win three Golden Globes, one for feature film directing, feature film acting and television acting? The answer to these questions are no, but guess who has won 2 Oscars and 3 Golden Globes? George “Motherfucking” Clooney. Enjoy your time with Stacy, Jared, but know that she’s thinking about sweet Georgy the entire time.
Posted on October 1, 2013, in Average Blog Posts and tagged clooney, George, gossip. Bookmark the permalink. 4 Comments.
What is good of all the awards Clooney won if he was a boring date and companion of Stacy. She has money. All she needs is TLC>
I pick Clooney > anybody every day of the week. I can’t see him being too boring
Clooney is too boring and cocky, good luck Stacey.
that’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard