The Rock’s Ex Wife/Business Manager is Frightening

Here’s a picture of Dany Garcia, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson’s ex-wife/business manager, during their marriage.

Pretty good looking lady. Not a knockout, but a solid 7 in my book. Here is Dany Garcia now


That photo is frightening. I don’t know why someone would undergo a transformation like this and I don’t care. Every inch of that photo gives me the sceevys. Does life honestly get any better for The Rock? He goes from being one of the best wrestlers of all-time to being a legit movie star, and apparently all those decisions pale in comparison to divorcing the woman beast known as Dany Garcia. I’ve wanted to be a wrestler my whole life, but if you made me choose between divorcing Dany and being a wrestler I’d divorce Dany every day of the week. I’m forever unclean for looking at this photo.

– Ryan

P.S. I thought it was a little weird that The Rock’s ex wife is now his business manager, and apparently she got re married to his strength and condition coach. Then I saw this picture. I’d let her do whatever she wants too.

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Posted on September 25, 2013, in Average Blog Posts and tagged , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 1 Comment.

  1. Dany Garcia is even more sexier than ever!

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