Ohio State Is Apparently The Breeding Grounds For Morons
“A group of students who became convinced they were living in a haunted house, were given an even bigger fright when they discovered their ‘ghost’ was actually a man secretly living in their basement.
The Ohio State University students had been spooked by strange noises in the night and mysterious happenings like coming home to find cupboard and oven doors open.
But after a thorough search of the building, they discovered a secret room in the basement behind a door which they had previously thought was just a maintenance cupboard.” For the full article, click here
Nobody is going to mistake these guys for detectives. Why does it look our oven has been used and why are our cupboards open? It’s got to be a ghost. Has to be. Literally no other logical explanation. Don’t even bother checking it out, or looking in a room that no one has ever been in. Couldn’t possibly be anyone there with a head, body and opposable thumbs capable of using all our shit. Let’s just stick with the ghost story and drink some more beers.