“A group of students who became convinced they  were living in a haunted house, were given an even bigger fright when they  discovered their ‘ghost’ was actually a man secretly living in their  basement.

The Ohio State University students had been  spooked by strange noises in the night and mysterious happenings like coming  home to find cupboard and oven doors open.

But after a thorough search of the building,  they discovered a secret room in the basement behind a door which they had  previously thought was just a maintenance cupboard.” For the full article, click here

Nobody is going to mistake these guys for detectives. Why does it look our oven has been used and why are our cupboards open? It’s got to be a ghost. Has to be. Literally no other logical explanation. Don’t even bother checking it out, or looking in a room that no one has ever been in. Couldn’t possibly be anyone there with a head, body and opposable thumbs capable of using all our shit. Let’s just stick with the ghost story and drink some more beers.

– Ryan