Justin Timberlakes Aunt Is The Oldest Looking 53 Year Old Ever

 

Mugshot: Justin's aunt is seen in her mugshot after she was charged and detained for 121 counts of forgery, four counts of identity theft and two counts of property theft

(Source) “Justin Timberlake’s aunt has been arrested and jailed after reportedly stealing more than $64,000 from his mother Lynn and stepfather Paul.

Jane Harless, 53, managed to pilfer the cash via a check forging scam conducted in the SexyBack’s hometown of Tennessee, according to TMZ.

She is now behind bars after being detained in the Shelby County of the state last Friday.

She has been charged with 121 counts of forgery, four counts of identity theft and two counts of property theft.

She is due in court on Tuesday.

The arrest was made after police found proof that she was forging her brother Paul’s signature in order to make checks out to herself and then subsequently cashing them.

According to law enforcement who told the website, she forged more than 100 checks.

In between the years of 2011 to 2013 she is said to have accumulated more than $64,000 from Timberlake’s mother and stepfather.”

Forget the 121 counts of forgery. Forget the identity and property theft. Jane Harless is the worst looking 53 year old in history. Yeah she’s a schemer, but in her defense, what is someone who looks like her supposed to do for a living. Forging checks was probably the only way to go. At least she’s not a murderer. Give Jane a break. She already got dealt a bum hand in the looks department. Let her forge checks in peace.

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Posted on September 18, 2013, in Average Blog Posts and tagged , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 2 Comments.

  1. Poor woman! She looks like she’s been beat with an ugly stick 🙁

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