A vicious body slam by the big man! Before I even hit play on this video I knew the outcome. One guy clearly has sumo in his blood and the other, well the other is just some fat white guy. There is a HUGE difference between sumo wrestlers and fat guys. Sumo wrestlers are trained killing machines, while fat people are trained to kill vending machines. Big difference. Nothing against this dudes fat guy swag though. Maybe sumo just isn’t your thing.

-MattyV

PS- I need this video with the JR voice over. “MAHHHHH GODDDD ALLLMMIIIGGHHHTTYYYY”