Paula Patton Needs To Kick Some Ass

(Source) “Robin Thicke and Paula Patton stepped out on Wednesday night, where they got hot and heavy – with a few lip locks on the red carpet.

The couple, who have been married for eight years, stepped out at the Treats! Magazine cover party where he sang “Blurred Lines at No. 8 in New York City, amid claims that the “Blurred Lines” singer made out with New York socialite Lana Scolaro following the MTV VMAs.

A photo of Robin groping Lana’s backside was posted on her reported Instagram following the VMAs.

Paula’s rep previously released a statement to Access about Lana’s claims.

“It’s just a girl looking for some attention. Paula and Robin”

As well all know, this photo of Robin Thicke surfaced a few weeks ago, marking the first time a celebrity has ever been caught cheating on his wife:

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Aggressive ass grab. You and I both know Robin Thicke took this girl to pound town later that night. That’s what happens when you have nice hair and a really nice voice. This was Robin Thicke and his wife Paula Patton earlier this week:

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PDA’ing like some type of animal. Over the top “he’s all mine, we’re good” performance on the red carpet. I understand she has to put on a front, they have a baby together blah blah blah. Fuck that. Robin Thicke’s a bum, or as he’s referred to around my apartment complex, the poor man’s George Michael. Anyone can sing a soulless song like Blurred Lines. Come up with something that has the heart and soul of Father Figure or Freedom then come talk to me. You know Paula really banged Denzel in 2 Guns right? He’s definitely got a bigger dick than you. I digress. Point is, Paula Patton is too good for this guy. She needs a real man, and I just so happen to know someone who’s recently single…

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Clooney. Game. Set. Match.

– Ryan

P.S. Alan Thicke must be rolling over in his grave.

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