I’ve always been a fan of England’s power system. The prime minister might think he makes the decisions but it’s really up to the king and queen. He knows it, I know it, you know it. Being “the king” of something just sounds so much more badass than President. Companies have presidents. Country’s should have kings and queen. If America is going to name our first queen it should be someone who makes the Queen of England look like an old piece of shit. While that’s pretty much the easiest thing in the world to do, it would still be nice for the Queen of America to be someone who is nice to look at and has hall of fame boobs. Enter Kate Upton. Talk about having the world by the balls. SI cover girl two times over. Movie star. Model of the Year. Oh yeah and she’s 21. No biggie smalls. Get Clooney as her king and this country will prosper like never before.

– Ryan