Leave It To Hookers To Save Americas Economy
(Source) Recession-sensitive hookers at Nevada’s brothels are offering customers deep discounts — and promising more “bang for the buck.”
“All the girls are independent contractors, self-employed, and some of them are absolutely reducing prices,” Dennis Hof, who runs seven Nevada brothels, told The Post.
Hof owns the desert sex emporium Moonlite Bunny Ranch in Carson City, Nev., where one employee said she’s game.
“I offer a lot more specials and discounts and incentives for people to come in to see me,” Bunny Ranch prostitute Brooke Taylor, 32, told Bloomberg News. “People are looking for deals.”
Just when you think America is falling apart, hookers come in and save the day. The Oxford dictionary may be trying to destroy us from within but hookers in Nevada will have none of that. In a time of crisis, we no longer look to politicians or community leaders, we look to those brave women who sexually satisfy men no other woman can bare to touch. I can’t think of a situation that fits the saying “more bang for your buck” better than these hookers with a heart of a gold.
P.S. Brooke Taylor needs to work on her prostitute name. You’re in the big leagues now honey.