(Source) Recession-sensitive hookers at Nevada’s brothels are offering customers deep discounts — and promising more “bang for the buck.”

“All the girls are independent contractors, self-employed, and some of them are absolutely reducing prices,” Dennis Hof, who runs seven Nevada brothels, told The Post.

Hof owns the desert sex emporium Moonlite Bunny Ranch in Carson City, Nev., where one employee said she’s game.

“I offer a lot more specials and discounts and incentives for people to come in to see me,” Bunny Ranch prostitute Brooke Taylor, 32, told Bloomberg News. “People are looking for deals.”

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– Ryan

P.S. Brooke Taylor needs to work on her prostitute name. You’re in the big leagues now honey.