This is literally the hardest choice I have to make on a daily basis. I’d love to just kick back and have a few beers every night, but I also don’t want to weigh 400 pounds. As far as working out goes, I’ll start and end with this: I have a free on site gym at work that’s been open for two months and I’ve gone there three times. Back to the greatest web site ever created. Get drunk not fat ranks every beer and liquor you can think of based on the amount of included alcohol versus calorie content.

Brand	ABV Alcohol % by Volume	Calories Per Serving	C.F.A. Calories From Alcohol Higher is better	Carbs Per Serving	Comments
Pure Ethanol Not a real drink, for comparison only	100%	238 calories per 1.5 oz	Score: A+ 100.00%	0.00	7.1 Calories per gram (http://annals.org/article.aspx?articleid=691502) Density = 0.789 g/cm3 Grams in one fluid oz = 28.3495 7.1 x 0.789 x 28.3495 = 158.81 cals per fl oz
Everclear	95%	226 calories per 1.5 oz	Score: A+ 99.97%	0.00	Calorie info obtained directly from Luxco Spirits. 750ML for $12.99
Jose Cuervo Especial (Gold)	40%	96 calories per 1.5 oz	Score: A+ 99.26%	0.00	Calorie info directly from a Jose Cuervo Consumer Representative $22.99 for 1.75L
Jose Cuervo Especial (Silver)	40%	96 calories per 1.5 oz	Score: A+ 99.26%	0.00	Calorie info directly from a Jose Cuervo Consumer Representative $22.99 for 1.75L
Crown Royal – Special Reserve	40%	96 calories per 1.5 oz	Score: A+ 99.26%	0.00	Obtained directly from http://www.knowyourdiageodrink.com $22.49 for 750ml
Gordons – Dry Gin	40%	96 calories per 1.5 oz	Score: A+ 99.26%	0.00	Info directly from knowyourdiegodrink.com $14.99 per 1.75L at BevMo

Now my summer of Long Island Iced Tea’s seems like a bad idea. This is the ultimate borderline alcoholic lazy man’s dream website. Whoever made this, know you now have a new best friend.

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– Ryan