Posted by ryanfoges
Did I feel weird writing that title? Yes I did, but I can’t ignore my true feelings. I was a believer in Miley Cyrus. I defended her through her crazy hair stage and ignored the now apparent fact that she’s completely insane. Here is Miley’s performance from last nights VMAs:
Pretty weird performance, but I’m not going to stifle her bizarrely creative process. If someone wants to dry hump an oversized bear let them do it. The one thing I, and everyone else probably noticed, though. was that Miley stuck her tongue out. A lot.
Almost an awkward amount of times. Combine that with the fact that she was overly sweating and her hair was what my nightmares now consist of, and you have one guy who is officially off team Miley. I’ll never look at tongues the same way again. All I can think of is all the horrible places that tongue has been. The horror!
P.S. Hey Miley, this is how it’s done
Posted on August 26, 2013, in Average Blog Posts and tagged award, blurred, cyrus, lines, Miley, MTV, music, Robin, show, stop, thicke, vma. Bookmark the permalink. 5 Comments.
Not even Robin Thicke could save that performance. Weird city
Robin Thicke has the hair of a greek God
Jealously meter on 1000
I’m pretty sure Miley regressed in age. I would never have guessed that she’s 20. She was acting like a 12 year old with stars in her eyes
Couldn’t agree more. She seemed more mature as a Disney star
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