No One Appreciates a Good Back Rub Anymore

Julio Yanez

Julio Yanez of Boone, N.C., was arrested Aug. 15, after he allegedly entered a woman’s unsecured apartment, got in her bed and tried to give her a back rub.

According to WXII, the 29-year-old had already been arrested for similar offenses twice before.

In a July incident, the victim told Yanez to leave, but he refused and tried to give her a back rub. The victim rebuffed him, then asked Yanez to leave again, according the Charlotte Observer. He was later arrested.

After his July arrest, additional women came forward and claimed Yanez had entered their rooms and tried to give them back rubs in April and June.

Yanez is charged with two counts of breaking and entering and assault on a female. He is due in court Sept. 17.

Nobody trusts anyone these days. If i’m in bed and someone starts going to town on my back, i’m not even turning over  to see who it is, i’m just going to enjoy it. A back rub is a back rub, no matter which way you look at it. Poor Julio here is getting his nuts crunched over giving away free massages. I can’t even believe The Law has the nerve to call what he did “assault”. Oh, and lady, you wanted it, you know you did. You left your apartment “unsecured”, of course you wanted Julio to sneak in and crawl in your bed. That’s back rub 101.

-MattyV

PS- Julio, if you ever take your back rubbing to the next level, consider cutting your hair. It might be where you’re going wrong.

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