So Grosse Point Woods-Shores Is Going To Win The Little League World Series

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Might as well just hand Michigan the title now, because apparently Andre The Giant has risen from the grave and now plays little league baseball. 6’2, 200 pounds at 12 years old seems unfathomable. A little league mound is 45 feet away, which means his hand could basically tickle your chin after he releases the ball. In his first qualifying game, Lorkowski struck out 10 batters and hit two home runs. Ya don’t say? That’s what happens when you let a monster play with children. The monster wins.

– Ryan

P.S. I’ll give credit where credit is due. Swag Daddy is a cool ass nickname.

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