Hobbit peenie sheath. Three words I truly thought I’d never use in a sentence. Have you ever wondered what Hobbit’s use for protection during sex? Well wonder no more, because Busey goes into explicit detail about Hobbit sex life. I know what you’re thinking and the answer is yes, it’s very, very disturbing. Every once in awhile a topic or conversation comes along and makes you question your existence on this earth. This video is not one of those conversations. Apparently these peenie sheaths have horns (similar to car horns) that make a noise if the sheath misses it’s target. Don’t take my word for it, just watch Busey air hump the camera while wearing the sheath. This is why video blogs were created.

– Ryan

P.S. 110% chance he thinks Hobbit’s are real.