I Need This Horse Jacket

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“The Bridge”, a new drama on FX, premiered last night. I can already tell it’s going to be my newest guilty pleasure, but I’ll save that conversation for another day. Ever since last night all I’ve been able to think about is the horse jacket that Diane Kruger’s character wore during the show. I don’t know why she was wearing the jacket and I don’t care. All I know is if I don’t find a website that sells this jacket my life will be forever tainted. A jacket like this comes around once in a blue moon, and it has immediately become my white whale. I can’t eat. I can’t sleep. I got fired from my job. It will all be worth it if I can get my hands on this beautiful horse jacket. I know these 3 things to be true: Bill Paxton discovered the Titanic, me and Clooney will be best friends and I need this horse jacket.

– Ryan

P.S. Just to clarify, this isn’t a jacket you put on a horse. It’s a human jacket with a horse on the back.

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Posted on July 11, 2013, in Average Blog Posts and tagged , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 5 Comments.

  1. Imagine that jacket coupled with a pair of snake skin boots.

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